Welcome To Scary Land



This review was written by Madcap of the MC Forum

"Welcome to Scary Land 1" stars Sicilia, Minnie Manga, Dolly Diore, and Nesty, which I think makes this the most female talent that has ever appeared in a single Steve video. The story opens with Steve's accountant telling him that his Euro Happy Land theme park is not doing well financially. He has a theory that Europeans are already happy so they don't need to pay for it, but they would be interested in paying for a Scary Land park. Steve is on board with the idea, and has his employee Antonio retrofit some of the old dolls into scarier versions of themselves, while Steve interviews some new "prototypes" to become dolls in the revamped park.

We then see Antonio visit a rag doll and bunny doll pondering how he can make them scary. He decides to turn the bunny into a Bloody Bunny. She remains dressed mostly the same but she has a bloody mouth and is now programmed to "eat" fake body parts that are scattered across a workbench. Inspired by the blood red color of the other doll's hair, he turns her into a pasty-faced vampire. Both of the dolls are sexy as hell before and after their transformations, the way they stand frozen and staring off into space, stuck in whatever position they have been placed in.

He then goes to see Pookie the Poodle and feels up and sucks her breasts while she stands there smiling, frozen in place. He uses the remote to have her "lick his bone" and she bends at the waist and gives him a blowjob, rocking back and forth on her heels but staying otherwise stiff as she deep throats him. Her motions and stance are very robotic. As the poodle bot is sucking him off, he notices a smiling clown doll in the corner and becomes freaked out. He clearly does not like clowns. (**Producer's note: "Who does?")

He then recalls when he interviewed her for the "prototype" position and how much of a bitch she was, and then we see a flashback showing us this event. She explains that she wants this job because she's being kicked out of her rich parents' mansion and it's easy work as all she has to do is be beautiful (and her accent as she says all of this is goddamned adorable). He hates rich entitled bitches so he plans to inject her full of nanobots and give her the hate fuck he feels she deserves.

We jump back into the present and Antonio recalls that he never got around to giving her that hate-fuck, so he decides that now would be a good time to do so. Using the remote he has her strip out of her dress and feels up her hot body while she just stands there helplessly smiling. He then has her kneel and suck his dick, which she does silently until he reactivates her gag reflex, at which point she makes some slight noises but cannot stop sucking. Sicilia does a great job of maintaining the exact same rhythm and speed as she sucks him, her eyes remaining open and her expression completely blank.

He then decides it's time to hate fuck her pussy so he has her assume the position by bending over the workbench. She looks INSANELY hot with her blank expression, wide eyes and the clown make up. He then changes her expression to a sad face with the remote because he feels that's more apporpriate for a hate fuck. Something about her blank face with the make up (and then the sad face) makes this one of my favorite scenes in any of Steve's movies. He wants to hear some sound after a while so he pushes a button on the remote and she starts moaning in a rather monotone and repetitive way. She looks great with her mouth open in an "o" shape while she moans as he fucks her. We then see the results of her retro-fitting, where she's been made over into a scary, more gothy looking clown. At this point we get a "To Be Continued".

Sicilia was nothing short of AMAZING in this video. She nailed everything from the robotic movements, the completely blank expression, the way she made noise, etc. And she looks incredible in her clown make up and outfit. Definitely one of my favorite robotic actresses Steve has had in any of his videos. And there are nice sound effects to go along with the dolls eye blinking and limb movements that really help sell the whole "they are robots" idea. I absolutely highly recommend this one!!