If I Only Had a Heart-On



This review was written by Madcap of the MC Forum

"If I Only Had a Heart-On" is EASILY Steve's best robot movie to date. It stars CJ, who I've been a fan of long before this, as a silver painted tin woodswoman.

The video starts with Steve learning that he's won the babahaz.com contest, the grand prize of which is a tour of their factory and the doll of his choice. We then cut to CJ in Budapest, struggling in a cage and trying to break free. Sinn Sage then shows up (with a sexy Eastern European accent) and turns her into a robot, using the secret babahaz technique.

Steve arrives at the "factory" which is just an adandoned, dumpy building, and just when he thinks the whole thing is a scam, Sinn leads him into a room with the tin woman robot. He oils up her joints, which allows her to move. There's a very long blow job scene where she deep throats him, rhythmically bobbing up and down like a machine, never even gagging once. She occasionally uses her hands, but mostly just her mouth.

Steve then oils her pussy and fucks her in reverse cowgirl position, where she glides up and down on his cock with the smoothness of a machine. He then fucks her from behind over some barrels, during which she never once utters a sound or changes her expression. Then he bends her over another barrel and oils up her asshole before fucking it. She doesn't move a muscle (aside from moving her head around) as he pounds her asshole. But the absolute best part has to be when they change position to reverse cowgirl anal, and she brutally fucks her own ass by bouncing up and down on his dick as he gropes her breasts. There are plenty of great close-ups of her wide-eyed blank expression during this scene which really give the impression of her being a mindless robot slave.

CJ gives an AMAZING robot performance, with jerky, mechanical movements, and her expression is always that of a mindless automoton. She never says a word the whole time, silently obeying every command. And the silver body paint just makes it that much hotter. I don't think I've ever seen a more convincing performance of a mindless fuck machine. If you like robots, or transformations, this is DEFINITELY a movie you do not want to miss!