Mimi Cica is backpacking across Europe. While in Budapest she books a weekend at one of Steve's online B & B's. ONce you check into one of those, you never check out.

The title says it all. Eve the elf brings Steve a life-sized, anatomically correct Barbie for Christmas.

Nerdy places an ad on the college bulletin board offering speech lessons. Pretty coed Amy answers it, but she gets a lesson in control instead.

Halloween is the perfect night for a hipnoh housecall. You can ring a stranger's doorbell without suspicion. You can give a big-titted witch like Simon a nanozot candy that erases her mind.

Dr. Mesmer has finally put his bluetooth control kit onsale. Would-be pashas the world over are starting to assemble their harems.